Sarsaparilla soul bat

This is just a huge ridiculous inside joke that I will explain anyway. A long time ago a good friend, Libby, and I were talking about how I like bats. I said "I like bats when they get in my house like once a year" and she said "I like bats when they're in my soul."
She recently decided she really liked paperclips, so that much mean that her soul is a paper clip. I reminded her that this can't be so because her soul is a bat. After we both modified her soul with lots of ridiculous brainstorming and revisions we decided her soul is a GIANT paper-clip made of a mesh material that there are tons of bats in. This bat paperclip is then dipped in a large container of sarsaparilla, the bats have straws so they can breath and, ever so often, take tiny bat sips of the soda.

This is just one bat enjoying his own can. I spelled sarsaparilla wrong. It's hella hard to spell and totally misleading.